"HOW TO MAKE THOMAS ON TOAST HAMBURGERS" was a "Your Abusive Uncle Bluey" segment that only aired on the "Facebook" channel.
A MAN NAMED "THOMAS"
AND A GUY WHO'S SURNAME IS BERGER
1. GET A MAN NAMED THOMAS
2. CUT HIS COCK OFF, AS YOU'LL NEED IT.
3. GET SPIDER PIG, AND UT HIM INTO A GRINDER
4. BUY SOME HAM
5. THAT JUST MADE THE EFFORT OF GRINDING THE PIG USELESS
6. GET A GUY WHO'S SURNAME IS 'BURGER", cut off his balls, you'll need them.
7. PLAY ZELDA
8. GET THE BREAD, PUT THE FOLLOWING IN IT: THE COCK, BALLS, PORK, AND HAM
9. SHOVE IT IN A RANDOM GIRL'S FACE!
10. "This Video has been flagged for human abuse." - Youtube