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HI, I'VE BEEN REALESED FROM PRISON, AND IM BACK. TODAY WE'LL LEARN TO MAKE TOASTED THOMAS SUBS

YOU'LL NEED..............Edit

A SUBMARINE

THOMAS ON TOAST

DOUGH

OVEN THAT COOKS WITH TOXIC WASTE

A FUCKIN BRAIN

DIRECTIONSEdit

FIRST, SNEAK INTO A NAVAL BASE

TRICK A GUARD INTO TRYING TO RAPE YOU.

GRAB THE KEYS AND STEAL THE SUB.

DRIVE IT TO YOUR HOUSE, IT TOTALLY WORKS ON LAND

TAKE THE THOMAS ON TOAST, AND PUT IT IN THE SUB

HVHHJVHVJHVJ

CRAP, THE POLICE CAUGHT ME, I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There, I threw a bomb in the squad car and the car killed everyone chasing me. Back to the Thomas Hoagie.

PUT DOUGH AROUND THE SUBMARINE, AND PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 44 YEARS

TAKE IT OUT AT AGE 57 OR LATER.

TA-DA, YOUS GOT TOASTED THOMAS HOAGIES

And handcuffs...... because you were arrested for stealing a submarine.

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