HELLO KIDS. TODAY YOUR ABUSIVE UNCLE BLUEY TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE THOMAS PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES....ON TOAST!!!
What You Little Fukers NeedEdit
You will need: A MAN NAMED THOMAS;
A MANS TESTICLES;
A TOASTER THAT USES NUCLEAR ENERGY;
AND A MALLET.
First Find a Guy Named Thomas. Walk Into A Dark Alley Dressed Like A Woman And Call For Thomas. Someone Will Come...in more ways than one.
Next Get The Guy To Drop His Pants. Grab a kitchen knife and cut his balls off, and proceed to slit his throat if you feel the need to. Then, grab the mallet and smash up the nuts until it's red and gushy. Find pieces of bread and put aside.
Next Go on the train tracks with a net, and wait for a train. Don't worry, you might not be killed if you're a pussy.
Take the trains ingine and shove Thomas in it. Put the train around the engine.
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN:You got Thomas the Train Engine
Toast the bread for 1000 years. Return,and merge the toast with Thomas.
TA-DA: You got Thomas on Toast.
Spread the peanut butter ontop of Thomas on Toast and put another toast on top.
There ya have it. Thomas on Toasted Peanut Butter Sandwiches.